I don't know about you guys but I'm totally in to sadomasochism and bondage. I wasn't always this way but I dated this crazy-ass chick for a few months and this was her thing and she totally sucked me into it. The thing that got me was her "safe word". You know - the word you yell out when things are too rough or intense. Her "safe word" was "cucumber". CUCUMBER???? Really??? What the fuck is wrong with "SAFE"? Or even better - "STOP"? Fuck, the first time she yelled out "CUCUMBER" I wasn't sure if she wanted me to stop or if she wanted me to shove up a cucumber up her ass! I'll say one thing though - those fucking socks never yelled "cucumber!"
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