Friday, August 17, 2012

Stand Up - Fuck

So I don't know about the rest of you but I have a favorite word. Anyone else? No? That's okay. My favorite word in the whole word is "fuck." And not because I like to do it (although I do). But because it's such a useful, versatile word.

It's an expletive. "Oh FUCK!"

It's a verb. "Fuck off!"

It's a noun. "What the fuck?"

But do you know what the best thing about "fuck" is? Every day I hear people compare someone to "fuck". "She's hot as fuck!" "She's dirty as fuck!""She's dumb as fuck!" I don't know about you all, but if "fuck" is hot, dirty and dumb I totally want to meet her because she sounds AWESOME!!!

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