Friday, August 3, 2012

Stand Up - Opening (Alternate)

Thank you. Thank you very much. As mentioned, this is my first time up here and, not surprisingly, I see a few "what the fuck" looks. It's okay. Looking the way I do and having the name Seth Kleinman I get "what the fuck" looks all the time.

So yeah, I can see some of the women out there now putting two and two together. "He's Jewish. He's Asian. SHIT! How small is it???"

But that’s okay. No no. That’s okay. Because I’ve learned to overcome this handicap. I can still get the women. I use a little charm . . . a little wit . . . a little chloroform . . . and it's all good! Well, at least for me it is.

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