My time is about up here so I want to end on a more serious note. As you leave here tonight please be careful as you drive home. Not because you've been drinking or because others have been drinking. But because of people like me. People who are "driving while Oriental". It's not my fault, though, I swear. We just have bad depth perception. I guess that's what comes from years of telling girls that this is six inches.
Folks, if you've had half as much fun listening to me as I've had talking to you then I've had twice as much fun talking to you as you've had listening to me which leads me to the conclusion that I pretty much suck. Hopefully you'll enjoy the next guy more.
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