So a few years ago I'd picked up this girl at a bar and we were back at her place going at it and we started in the basic missionary and then changed positions to her on top and then changed again to something else when she stopped and said "What the fuck? I just want you to keep fucking me over and over. We have a good rhythm going and then you stop and change positions. Why the fuck do you keep doing that?"
"Uhhh, because that's what I thought you wanted!"
"Why the fuck would you think that?"
"Duh! PORN!!!"
You guys know, right? You watch internet porn and every five seconds it's a new position! Cowgirl! Reverse cowgirl! Blow job! Doggy style! Leg up here . . . arms over there. It's like every fucking porn star has ADD.
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