How is it that eating an apple was what caused the fall of man? Eating an apple is the ultimate sin? REALLY??? You've got two naked people hanging around in a garden with a snake and eating an apple is the worst thing any of them can do? It seems to me that if you wanted to start the fall of mankind in a situation like that maybe having Eve suck Adam's cock would've been the way to go! Who knows? Maybe that's what actually happened. Maybe the snake and the apple were just metaphors and what really happened was the snake was Adam's cock telling Eve to let him tea bag her. Now THAT definitely would've started the downfall of mankind.
And you can bet if that had actually happened, the Ten Commandments would've been wayyyyyy different. "Moses, I was gonna tell you not to steal but fuck that. I had to make room for 'Thou shalt not tea bag thy neighbor's ass'."
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