Monday, September 24, 2012

Stand Up - Lesbian Girlfriend

I really think a closeted lesbian would make the perfect girlfriend for me. Seriously. Think about it. She could pretend to be hetero for whatever reasons she needs to. I won't ever have to cuddle because she's not in to me that way. If she wants to have sex with a friend, I have no problem sitting in the corner and watching because that's what I already do on the Internet. And if we do have sex - I'll be done, she won't even know that it happened, and we'll still both be perfectly fine with it!

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