I love eating at Chinese restaurants, but probably not for the reasons you think. I like sitting in the restaurant and watching the white people who come in. A lot of the time some white people will come in, look around, and then either leave or stay. I swear to God that they're just counting the number of Asian people in the restaurant because to them, the more Asians there are the better the restaurant must be. Let's forget, for a moment, the fact that they shouldn't be counting me because I'm like the whitest Asian guy there. But seriously - you don't see me going to a fried chicken joint and counting the number of.... Oh. Fuck. Nevermind.
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