Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Stand Up - Another Phrase

Another phrase I hate is "It's always in the last place you look."

I'm sure you've all heard it before. You can't find something and you spend several minutes looking for it while people are waiting and when you finally appear with whatever it was you were looking for someone always asks you where it was and when you answer they say "Man, it's always in the last place you look, isn't it?"

Well, YES! Yes it IS always in the last place I look because after I find it I'm not gonna keep fucking looking, am I? Seriously? Do you think I'm going to find it, say "Oh, here it is!" and then keep fucking looking? EVERYTHING is ALWAYS in the last place I look for it because I'm not a fucking moron.

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