Stand Up - Subway

So I'm sure everyone's seen recently how Subway got in a bit of trouble because it turns out their footlong subs weren't actually a foot long. Subway, of course, denied the accusation, claiming that the test conditions were just to cold to give an accurate reading. This was followed up by them insisting it's never happened before. "Uh huh. Sure. Look, man, it happens to all of occasionally. Really. It's okay." Of course, I can say that because I'm a guy. I'm not sure if a girl's gonna have the same reaction.